Looking for some frightfully fun Halloween Riddles and Jokes? Then you’ve come to the right place! This fun assortment of of Halloween Themed riddles will bring tons of fun to your next ghoulish gathering!
40+ Frightfully Fun Halloween Riddles
I love Riddles and I also love Halloween! So why not combine the two for a frightfully fun time. These riddles are so much fun you’ll want to share them with everyone you know. Who doesn’t enjoy a good brain teaser or two? Especially when Riddles are good for you! Laughter is the best medicine, there’s even scientific proof to back that up. That’s why it’s important to enjoy riddles because they make you think, laugh and even have some fun. Something we can all do!
So naturally it’s only right to include some fun Halloween Riddles and jokes for you all!
Having a fun Halloween party and need some entertainment? Print these fun Halloween masks out and crack a few of these fun Halloween Riddles or more!
When a witch lands, where does she park?
Answer: In a broom closet.
Why don’t skeletons watch horror movies?
Answer: Because they don’t have the guts.
How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball?
Answer: He turns into a bat every night.
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
Answer: You use a pumpkin patch.
What do you call a skeleton that makes you laugh and giggle when you’re sad?
Answer: A funny bone
What does a ghost do to stay safe in a car?
Answer: Puts on his sheet belt.
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Answer: A glass of coke and a mop.
Which part of a road do Ghost’s love to travel the most?
Answer:The Dead End
What room is left out of a ghost’s house?
Answer: The living room.
More Halloween Riddles & Jokes
Why were the little ghosts so successful in Little League?
Answer: They had team spirit.
What’s a little ghost’s favorite dessert?
Why didn’t the monster eat the crazy person?
Answer: He was allergic to nuts.
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Answer: Wrap Music
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?
Answer: A cold spell.
How do you spell candy in 2 letters?
Answer:C and Y. (C-and-y)
Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?
Answer: To day scare!
Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?
Answer: They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.
What room do ghosts avoid?
Answer: The living room.
More Halloween Jokes & Riddles for Kids
Why do skeletons always have a bad cold?
Answer: Because they are chilled to the bones.
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Answer: Lake Erie.
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
Answer: Because they have no organs.
What happens when a ghost haunts a theater?
Answer: The actors get stage fright.
Why didn’t the vampire have any friends?
Answer: Because he was a pain in the neck!
Why did the witch refuse to wear a flat hat?
Answer: Because there wasn’t any point to it!
Why don’t skeletons like parties?
Answer: Because they have no body to dance with.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
Answer: The trombone.
More Funny Halloween Riddles & Jokes
How are vampires like false teeth?
Answer: They both come out at night.
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
Why are Mummy’s good spies?
Answer: They’re good at keeping things under wraps.
Why don’t ghosts like rain?
Answer Because it dampens their spirits
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Answer: When you’re a mouse.
Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
Answer: They’re afraid of flying off the handle.
What was the witch’s favourite subject in school?
More Frightfully fun Halloween Riddles & Jokes
What do you call a nervous witch?
Answer: A twitch.
Why didn’t the zombie go trick or treating?
Answer: He felt rotten.
When do werewolves go trick or treating?
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
Answer: He is mist.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Answer: Pumpkin pi!
What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?
Answer: A pumpkin patch.
Why are graveyards noisy?
Answer: Because of all the coffin!
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Answer: A hobblin’ goblin.
Looking for another fun Halloween Activity? Check out how to Boo your Neighbors! This is a fun way to spread some cheer during Halloween!