35+ Thanksgiving Day Riddles and Jokes

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Ready for some fun riddles? Did you know they’re good for you? Here’s a fun way to kick off your Thanksgiving day fun. Check out these Thanksgiving day riddles and Jokes !


Thanksgiving day riddles & Jokes

Thanksgiving Day Riddles & Jokes

As you know one of my favorite things in the world are riddles and jokes. That’s why I’ve put together this fun collection of Thanksgiving day riddles & jokes. There’s nothing funner than to sit around with family and friends and share some fun laughs and riddles. 

Did you know riddles and brain teasers are actually good for you? They help your brain, they put you in a good mood and of course they’re just fun! And who doesn’t like fun?

So read on to check out some great Thanksgiving day riddles & jokes that will bring fun to your Thanksgiving day meal! 

35+ Thanksgiving day Riddles and Jokes for the whole family! 

What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?

Thanksgiving breakfast and lunch.

Why do turkeys lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they’d break!

 What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
The drumstick!

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?
A poul-tree!

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey!

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

Because of their fowl language

 What kind of key has legs, but can’t open a door?

A turKEY

 I can be hot or cold, I can be made with fruit, vegetable or meat but either way you see it, on a Thanksgiving table I will be a treat. What am I?

A pie

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
 Peach gobbler!

Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich?

Yes, because ostriches don’t fly

What has feathers, is the star of a November feast and goes up and down?

A turkey in an elevator

What do you call it when it’s raining turkey and birds?

Fowl weather

 I have ears but I cannot hear and I have flakes but I have no hair. What am I?


Thanksgiving day riddles & Jokes

More Thanksgiving Day Riddles & Jokes

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

What has feathers and a beak but it is dressed?

A Thanksgiving turkey

How did the chicken, the pheasant, turkey, duck and goose get in trouble?
Because of their foul language

Why was the turkey in jail?

Fowl play.

What’s inside a genie’s turkey?

A wishbone 

Where do turkeys go to dance?

The Butter Ball.

At Thanksgiving dinner, which hand should you butter your roll with?

Neither – you should use a knife

I can be smashed, baked, carved and you can see me everywhere on Thanksgiving. What am I?

A pumpkin

When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?

On their feet.

 If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

Their age

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

How is it possible that a turkey can end up with 3 legs even though it has only 2 legs?

Because it had grown another foot

What is brown, big and red all over? 

A turkey with cranberry sauce

What do the Pilgrims, Indians and Puritans have in common?

The letter “i.”

Thanksgiving day riddles

Answer: Lots of drumsticks

What do you call a retired vegetable?

A has-bean.

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?

Your teeth.

What kinds of cars would pilgrims drive today?


What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

May flour

What always comes at the beginning of a parade?

The letter P.

Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?

He was already stuffed.

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