Valentine’s Day Riddles & Jokes

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Valentine’s day is a day for love but why not look for some laughs as well. Check out these fun and cute Valentine’s Day Riddles & Jokes that will make you think and some will make you laugh. 

Valentine's Day Riddles


Valentine’s Day Riddles & Jokes


Valentine’s day is here. What better way than to enjoy the fun of today than with some fun Valentine’s Day Riddles & Jokes. Did you know riddles and jokes are good for you?

They make your brain work better, healthier and their good for your heart and soul. It’s important that on days like Valentine’s day where people can feel funny about today.  

Did you know Brain teasers and puzzles actually give you the following  benefits:

Improved Memory

Better Problem solving skills

Increased IQ

So without further ado, check out some great Valentine’s Day Riddles & Jokes


What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.

What did the octopus say to his valentine?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

What did the train say to his Valentine?
“I choo-choo-choose you!”

What do you call two birds in love?

Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?
 Because they’ve got hearts.


Answer for the riddle above: A heart


More Valentine’s Day Riddles

 What Valentine’s Day candy is only for girls?

 HER-SHE’s Kisses.

What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
“I love you tons!”

What did the owl say to his Valentine?
“Owl be yours!”

What did the light bulb say to his valentine?
 I wuv you watts and watts!

What did the bat say to his Valentine?
“You’re fun to hang around with!”

Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?

 What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
An onion ring.

 What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

 I’m stuck on you!

 What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it’s all heart.

Valentine's Day Riddles & Jokes

What fastens two people yet touches only one?

A wedding ring

 What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep?
 I love ewe!

What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?


What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?

His ghoul-friend.

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?

You get buttered up.

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.

More Valentine’s Day Riddles and Jokes

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?

Ughs and kisses!

Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

 Because he wanted sweet dreams.

What did the pickle say to his Valentine?
“You mean a great dill to me!”

What did the bear say to his Valentine?
“I love you beary much!”

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.

 What did the circle say to the triangle on Valentine’s Day?

 I think you’re acute.

What did the cat say to his Valentine?
“You’re purr-fect for me!”

Finally, Why did the banana go out with the fig?

Valentine's Day Riddles


Answer: Because he couldn’t get a date! 


Looking for more riddle fun? Check out this one below.

Valentine's Day Riddles & Jokes

Can’t figure out the answer? Head over here to see what it is. 

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  • Reply kristen

    wheres the answer ya

    May 6, 2021 at 8:32 pm
  • Reply Deborah D

    that is cute

    February 17, 2015 at 9:44 am
  • Reply Lisa Brown

    aw, that’s cute!

    February 17, 2015 at 7:07 am
  • Reply DESIREE H

    Soo cute! Thanks for sharing this!

    February 17, 2015 at 1:42 am
  • Reply Heather Garcia

    Ha ha or you can turn it around why did the prune go out with the banana? Because he was so a “peel”ing.

    February 15, 2015 at 7:37 pm
  • Reply lindsey walsh

    Ha ha haa I get it :p

    February 15, 2015 at 11:25 am
  • Reply Laurie P


    Happy Valentines day!

    February 15, 2015 at 11:19 am
  • Reply Linda Manns Linneman

    Love this riddle. These are so nice because I can share them with my grandkids

    February 15, 2015 at 10:08 am
  • Reply Sandy Klocinski

    I love these riddles. They make me laugh. Thanks so much for sharing. Corny but cute.

    February 15, 2015 at 10:01 am
  • Reply Lori Humphrey

    I love the Valentine’s riddles, thanks for sharing. I got my hubby to laugh on this one. 😉

    February 15, 2015 at 6:14 am
  • Reply Pamela Gurganus

    Oh….ha ha ha! That made me LOL!

    February 15, 2015 at 1:03 am
  • Reply KD

    I should have seen this coming, but didn’t. Very cute!

    February 14, 2015 at 10:49 pm
  • Reply Kristie

    Cute, my library kids will like that one!

    February 14, 2015 at 10:38 pm
  • Reply Brittany P

    Hahaha, good one!

    February 14, 2015 at 10:19 pm
  • Reply laura rubenstein

    HAHAHAHAH I love it!!

    February 14, 2015 at 7:41 pm
  • Reply Bethany w

    Lol. That’s so cheesy. Cute. But cheesy.

    February 14, 2015 at 7:20 pm
  • Reply adrienne z

    good one

    February 14, 2015 at 4:51 pm
  • Reply Sarah L

    That one is a snorter. (well, I snorted)

    February 14, 2015 at 4:28 pm
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