Looking for some great St.Patrick’s Day Jokes for kids Then you’ve come to the right place! Check out this fun selection of riddles and jokes that are magical and so much fun. Also, read on till the end where you can grab a printable St Patrick’s day jokes for kids to put in their lunch boxes.

St.Patrick’s Day Jokes and Riddles

Jokes and riddles are so much fun. They’re a great way to bond with kids or just to work the old brain. St Patrick’s day is the perfect time for some funny jokes. Because even the smartest person can get stuck when answering these saint Patrick’s day jokes. They are Did you know laughing at a good joke or riddle is actually good for you? Yup! With day-to-day stress sitting back and trying to figure out the answers to riddles and jokes will make you feel better. 

I love Riddles and jokes. As you can see from some of the Tricky Riddles I have here on my page. As well as some Hard Riddles with Easy answers.

So you’ll definitely find some great St. Paddy’s day riddles here on my page! Looking for some fun St.Patrick’s day jokes and riddles? Well, here they are. So in between wishing people happy st. patrick’s day Read below for some funny st. Patrick’s day jokes.

Don’t forget to scroll down to grab the printable St. Patrick’s day printable lunch cards so your little leprechauns can enjoy a good old time! 

What kind of music do leprechauns love?

Answer: Sham-rock.

What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans and plastic bottles?

Answer: Wee-cyclers

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?

Real rocks are too heavy!

Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?

Because he already had a pot of gold!

Why can’t you iron a four-leaf clover?

Because you shouldn’t press your luck!

What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?

A sham-rock!

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?

He gets wet!

Funny Jokes for a Green Old time

What is Irish and left out on the lawn all summer?

Paddy O’Furniture!

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

He wanted to sit on the Paddy O’!

Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?

He couldn’t afford plane fare!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?

When it’s a French fry!

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

Because they’re always a little short!

What kind of spells do leprechauns use?

Lucky Charms!

Why do leprechauns hate running?

They’d rather jig than jog!

Why are so many leprechauns florists?

They have green thumbs!

Why do leprechauns recycle?

They like to go green!

What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?

Lucky Charms!

What Kind of bow can’t be tied?

A rainbow

What do you call a bad Irish dance?

A jig mistake.

Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?

Because they’re always wearing green.

What instrument would a show-off play on St. Patrick’s Day?

The bragpipes.

What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?

BOOs!

What did the leprechaun do for a living?
He was a short-order cook!

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe in Ireland?

Some horse lost its shoe!

Leprechaun jokes to make you laugh!

Who’s st. patrick’s favorite superhero?

The Green Lantern

Why shouldn’t you iron a four-leaf clover?

You might press your luck!

How can you tell if a potato is not from Ireland?

When it’s a French fry.

Why shouldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

Because they’re always a little short.

How can you tell if a leprechaun is having a good time?

He is Dublin over with laughter!

Where can you always find gold?

In the dictionary!

Do leprechauns make good secretaries?

Sure, they’re great at shorthand!

When does a leprechaun cross the road?

When it turns green!

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

To get to the other side!

What do you call a leprechaun who broke the law?

A lepre-con!

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Answer: It will be green with envy.

Why are so many leprechauns, florists?

They have green thumbs.

What do you call a fake Irish stone?

A shamrock

What do you call a leprechaun prank?

A saint pat-trick.

How did the leprechaun win the race?

He took a shortcut.

What do you call a big Irish spider?

Paddy long legs!

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?

Answer: A Jolly Green Giant!

Why are the Irish so concerned about global warming?

Answer: They are into green living.

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?

Answer: When it’s a FRENCH fry.

Why did the leprechaun go outside?

Answer: To sit on his paddy-o.

What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald’s?

Answer: A Shamrock Shake.

What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?

Game clover!

How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?

He’s Dublin over with laughter!

St. Patrick’s Day Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish soda bread had chocolate chips in it…

Knock-knock! Who’s there? Warren. Warren who? Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Aaron. Aaron who? Aaron go bragh and all that Irish talk.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boy. Boy who? Boy do I love St. Paddy’s Day!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Clover. Clover who? Clover here and I’ll tell you.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish, I could find a 4-leaf clover.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish stew. Irish stew who? Irish stew in the name of the law.

 

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Finally, want to include a fun treat in your kid’s lunchbox around St Patrick’s day? Check out these adorable lunchboxes St.Patrick’s day cards. Just print them out cut them up and include them in their lunch for some fun St Patrick’s day jokes for kids during lunchtime. They’ll have a blast sharing these with friends and stumping everyone around them including themselves!

So grab it below so you can print it for your kids.

You can print it by clicking here and it will download the PDF for you to print out on card stock. Then cut it up and place it in your kid’s lunch boxes!  Just click here and you can print the fun jokes below for your little ones.

Looking for some more fun st. Patrick’s day activities? Then check out these fun activities for your little leprechauns. These are all some fun riddles that will make even baby leprechauns laugh. There are some great jokes for all the holidays out there on my page.

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