Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I am stuck on you
Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up the pants
A goose! (Down is the type of feathers that geese grow- This is a tricky one 🙂
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
Because of her crash diet
What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
What do you call a funny book about eggs?
What is the best cure for dandruff?
What do you call a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal – You have fingers on both hands!
What does an invisible man drink at snack time?
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time, no sea
Name three days consecutively where none of the seven days of the week appear.
Answer: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow