Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I am stuck on you
Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up the pants
Answer:
A goose! (Down is the type of feathers that geese grow- This is a tricky one 🙂
Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
Because of her crash diet
What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?
Stinker Bell
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
What do you call a funny book about eggs?
Yolk book
What is the best cure for dandruff?
Baldness
What do you call a man who does not have all his fingers on one hand?
Normal – You have fingers on both hands!
What does an invisible man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Long time, no sea
Finally,
Name three days consecutively where none of the seven days of the week appear.
Answer: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow
Comments & Reviews
gary steinmann says
Good brain teasers
Dorothy Boucher says
LOL I just wrote on facebook I thought it was night LOLL silly me
V33JG says
That was tough! Thanks for posting!
Claudia Davis says
Good one…I was thinking letters would be the answer.
justin stpierre says
Nice never would of thought of it
Patricia Delgado says
I may need to make some coffee cause this one had me stumped!
Jo-Ann Brightman says
I did not guess this and of course once you know the answer it is obvious!
Deborah D says
nope
Amber Ludwig says
Oooh this was a good one… here Im thinking its some metaphysical craziness annnnnnndddd its the most obvious answer lol 😛 I tend to overthink I think!!
laure damrose says
good answer.
CR Williams says
I totally did not guess this. Thanks for the riddle fun!
Dorothy Boucher says
oh wow LOLL nope not what I thought, I was think more on the in between lol
jen st pierre says
Would of never guessed it.
Jim says
WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL TO. IT IS NOT “ WOULD OF”. IT IS “WOULD HAVE”
Kathleen Young says
First Jim, what’s with the caps lock? Are you trying to make a point??
Second “Where did you go to school to”? Eh? WHERE DID YOU GO TO SCHOOL TO. I guess you didn’t pick up on your own mistakes! Are you sure that your name isn’t Richard because you’re a right D I C K!!
Coby says
I love your sense of humor!!!