Valentine’s day is a day for love but why not look for some laughs as well. Check out these fun and cute Valentine’s Day Riddles & Jokes that will make you think and some will make you laugh.
Valentine’s Day Riddles & Jokes
Valentine’s day is here. What better way than to enjoy the fun of today than with some fun Valentine’s Day Riddles & Jokes. Did you know riddles and jokes are good for you?
They make your brain work better, healthier and their good for your heart and soul. It’s important that on days like Valentine’s day where people can feel funny about today.
Did you know Brain teasers and puzzles actually give you the following benefits:
Improved Memory
Better Problem solving skills
Increased IQ
So without further ado, check out some great Valentine’s Day Riddles & Jokes
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
What did the octopus say to his valentine?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
What did the train say to his Valentine?
“I choo-choo-choose you!”
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
Why are artichokes the most loving vegetable?
Because they’ve got hearts.
Answer for the riddle above: A heart
More Valentine’s Day Riddles
What Valentine’s Day candy is only for girls?
HER-SHE’s Kisses.
What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
“I love you tons!”
What did the owl say to his Valentine?
“Owl be yours!”
What did the light bulb say to his valentine?
I wuv you watts and watts!
What did the bat say to his Valentine?
“You’re fun to hang around with!”
Which one of Santa’s reindeer can be seen on Valentine’s Day?
Cupid.
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
An onion ring.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!
What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A stamp.
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
Because it’s all heart.
What fastens two people yet touches only one?
A wedding ring
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep?
I love ewe!
What do squirrels give for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
His ghoul-friend.
What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
You get buttered up.
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you.
More Valentine’s Day Riddles and Jokes
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Ughs and kisses!
Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
Because he wanted sweet dreams.
What did the pickle say to his Valentine?
“You mean a great dill to me!”
What did the bear say to his Valentine?
“I love you beary much!”
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring.
What did the circle say to the triangle on Valentine’s Day?
I think you’re acute.
What did the cat say to his Valentine?
“You’re purr-fect for me!”
Finally, Why did the banana go out with the fig?
Answer: Because he couldn’t get a date!
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Comments & Reviews
Exploring these Valentine’s Day riddles is a delightful experience! Consider pairing them with unique gifts to create a memorable and laughter-filled celebration.
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wheres the answer ya
that is cute
aw, that’s cute!
Soo cute! Thanks for sharing this!
Ha ha or you can turn it around why did the prune go out with the banana? Because he was so a “peel”ing.
Ha ha haa I get it :p
LOL
Happy Valentines day!
Love this riddle. These are so nice because I can share them with my grandkids
I love these riddles. They make me laugh. Thanks so much for sharing. Corny but cute.
I love the Valentine’s riddles, thanks for sharing. I got my hubby to laugh on this one. 😉
Oh….ha ha ha! That made me LOL!
I should have seen this coming, but didn’t. Very cute!
Cute, my library kids will like that one!
Hahaha, good one!
HAHAHAHAH I love it!!
Lol. That’s so cheesy. Cute. But cheesy.
good one
That one is a snorter. (well, I snorted)