Do you love Dinosaurs? Do you have kids who do as well? Then check out this fun compilation of 101+ Dinosaur Jokes For Kids

 

Dinosaur Jokes For Kids

We are giant Dinosaur fans in this house! My kids all love them! With all the great movies and shows that constantly come out who wouldn’t love some great Dinosaur jokes for kids? I’ve got some great dinosaur activities on my page including my very popular Dinosaur toilet paper roll craft! That’s why naturally I had to put together this fun post filled with the best dinosaur jokes for kids. This fun list of jokes is dino-mite! 

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What do you get when a dinosaur crashes its car?
A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!

What do you call a smelly dinosaur fart?

An exstinktion!

Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there were no roads then!

Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer?
Because it ate the mouse

What do you get if you cross a dino and a dog?
A-dog-a-sore!

Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct!

What was the name of the fastest dinosaur?
The PRONTOsaurus!

What do you call a dinosaur with a rich vocabulary?
A theSAURUS!

What does a triceratops sit on?
Its tricera-bottom!

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!

What is a T. Rex’s favorite number?
Eight (ate!)

What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?

Baby dinosaurs!

Which dinosaur slept all day?

The dino-snore!

Receptionist: Doctor, there’s an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.

Doctor: Tell her I can’t see her!

What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?

Out of the way!

What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks?

A dinobore!

What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?

Rep. Tile!

What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!

What do you call a dinosaur who’s on time?
A Pronto-saurus.

What does a triceratops sit on?
It’s tricera-bottom

Why did the Ankylosaurus catch the worm?
A: Because it was an early bird.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
 A dino-snore

Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

What do Triceratops eat on Camping trips?
 Dino-smores.

How many eyes does Tyrannosaurus Rex have?
None (the words have no letter “i” in it)

What is it called when dinosaurs get into car accidents?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks

How do you know that a seismosaurus is under your bed?

Because your nose is only two inches from the ceiling!

What do you call an anxious dino?

A nervous Rex.

What type of dinosaur exercises too much?
I’m-so-saurus

Where do dinosaurs shop for games?
Toysaurus (toys-r-us)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off

What is it called when a dinosaur gets a touchdown?
A dino-score

 Which is the scariest dinosaur?

A Terror-dactyl.

Why did the Tyrannosaurus Rex cross the road?

Because the chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

A thesaurus!

What’s the best way to communicate with a velociraptor?
 Long distance

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
Stegosnorus

How did the cavemen survive the asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs?

Social distancing, they stayed 56 million years apart.

 What do you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions?

A philosiraptor.

What do you call a dinosaur that never stops talking?
A dino-bore

Which dinosaur sleeps all day?
The dino-snore

Why are dinosaurs extinct?

 Because they never take baths.

What do you call a dinosaur that never quits?
Try-Try-Try-ceratops

What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks

Why did the dinosaur get into the bed?
Because he was tired.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus?

What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork

What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks?
A Dino-mite

What kind of explosions do dinosaurs like?
DINOmite!

Why did the dinosaur wear a bandage?
Because it had a dino-SORE!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist then

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

When can a dinosaur get under an umbrella and stay dry?
When it’s not raining

What do you call a dinosaur who has left its armor out in the rain?

A Stegosau-rust.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Eye-saur!

What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex!

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird!

Where do dinosaurs go shopping?

The dino-store!

 What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?

A dino-saw !

What do you call a T.Rex who hates losing?

A saur loser.

 What do you call a T-Rex in a cowboy hat?
T-Tex

Which dinosaur comes from Denver?
A Bronco-saurus

 What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic Pork!

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Pair-odactyls!

 What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink?

Rex on the beach!

 What do you call a group of dinosaurs who sing?

A tyranno-chorus.

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?

Because the pee is silent!

 Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?

I dino what to tell you, but probably not.

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 What do you call a dinosaur car accident?

A tyrannosaurus wreck!

Which dinosaur can jump higher than a building?
Any kind because buildings can’t jump.

What does a T-Rex eat?
Anything it wants

How does a T-Rex smell?
 It smells yucky!

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

A Wee-Rex!

What do you call a dinosaur after they break-up with their girlfriend?

Tyrannosaurus ex.

What do you get if you cross a T- rex with explosives?

Dino-mite.

 What do you call a dinosaur ghost?

A scaredactyl.

 What do you call a short spiky dinosaur that’s fallen down the stairs?

Ankle-is-sore-us.

What did the dinosaur say to the cashier at the till?

Keep the climate change.

What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?

A Toys-‘R-Us.

What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?

Tyrannosaurus ex!

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?

“Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”

Why do museums exhibit old dinosaur bones?

Because they can’t afford new ones!

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

Try-try-try-ceratops!

What do you call a dog that belongs to a dinosaur with one eye?

A Do-you-think-he-saurus rex.

What do you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper?

A Tyranno-snorus!

 What is the best way to talk to a velociraptor?

Long-distance!

How can you tell if there’s an allosaurus lying in your bed?

You’ll see the bright red “A” on its pajamas.

What do you call a dinosaur that won’t stop talking?

A dino-bore!

What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?

Try Sara’s Tops!

 What did dinosaurs use to drive their cars?

Fossil fuels.

What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?

The dinosorcerer.

 What’s the best way to raise a baby dinosaur?

With a crane.

Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?

He could really spike the ball!

What does a triceratops sit on?

Its tricera-bottom.

What’s the best thing to do if you see a tyrannosaurus rex?

Pray that it doesn’t see you.

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What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?

Lazy bones!

 What’s the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?

Lefty

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

 What is a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?

Comet!

Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?

Because she was a plant-eater

Why did T-Rex’s girlfriend break up with him?

Because he said he only loved her “this much” (with his tiny arms spread wide).

What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?

A Bronco-saurus!

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?

DINOMITE!

What do you call a polite Dinosaur?

A Pleaseyosaur

What was T. rex’s favorite number?

Eight! (ate)

What dinosaur can’t you hear go to the bathroom?

All of them, they’re all dead.

How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your fridge?

The door won’t shut!