Do you like a good joke? Here’s the Best collection of Easter Jokes and Riddles around. You’ll find 75+ Easter Jokes that will crack you up! Perfect for sharing with kids,friends or family! 

 

The Best Collection of Easter Jokes and Riddles Around

We love Riddles and jokes on my page. You will find jokes and riddles for any holiday (Check out my St.Patrick’s Day Jokes and riddles, Thanksgiving Day Jokes and Riddles and Valentine’s Day Jokes and riddles to name a few.

Because it’s actually scientifically proven that jokes and riddles  are good for you it’s important to add them to your daily routine. Whether it’s reading a joke or riddle a day or just sharing them with friends and family. These are great ways to keep your brain active and engaged.

That’s why I’ve put together the best collection of Easter Jokes and riddles around.  Check them out for yourself below. Some are cute, some are funny and yes I’ll admit some are groaners. But even so, they are all a great and fun way to enjoy a little Easter Humor! So read on to check out this collection of Easter Jokes and Riddles. 

Easter Jokes and Riddles Around

What shouldn’t you tickle an Easter egg?
Because it might crack up!

How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?

Hare spray.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny.

Why was the Easter Bunny so sad?

He was having a bad hare day.

What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?

Nice gnawing you.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you

What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?

Hip-hop!

What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks?

A sock hop!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He eggs-ercises.

How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare-plane.

What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory?

A hare-brain!

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?

IHOP.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Hare-obics.

What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?

Egg-spelled.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?
Egg-xercise

What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Eggshausted

What kind of stories are the Easter Bunny’s favorite?
Bunny Tales

Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken

How does Easter end?
With an R

What did one egg say to the other?
Heard any good yolks lately?

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs

What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?
An egg-stra-terrestrial

Why are people always tired in April?
Because they’ve just finished a March

How do you write a letter to an Easter Bunny?

Use hare-mail!

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
Fry-day

Funny Easter Riddles

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs mark the spot

Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket

Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn’t have the hare fare

What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter?
Tired

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?
Because the chicken had all his Easter eggs.

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?
Because it might crack up

What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding?
Went on a nice bunnymoon

Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
The bunny hill

How does an Easter chicken bake a cake?
From scratch

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.

How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation?
On hare planes

When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?
In the dictionary.

How do rabbits stay cool during the summer?
With hare conditioning

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail

 How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
Eggs mark the spot

What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
A runny bunny

Funny Easter Jokes

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Just one, because then it isn’t empty anymore.

What do you get when you cross an Dumbo with the Easter Bunny?
An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots

Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
Because he is too young to drive

How do you make rabbit stew?
Make it wait for 4 hours.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
The Oyster Bunny.

Why was the Easter Bunny so grumpy?
Because he was having a bad hare day.

What happens when the Easter Bunny loses his temper?
He gets hoppin’ mad!

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance?
The bunny hop

Where does the Easter Bunny eat breakfast?
At the IHOP of course!

What’s the difference between a lumberjack and the Easter Bunny?
One hews and chops, the other chews and hops!

Why are rabbits so good at math?
Because they multiply so quickly.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
With lots of egg-cercise.

What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a crazy Easter Bunny?
One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

Why make the Easter Bunny so lucky?
He always has four rabbits feet on him

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline

More Egg-cellent Easter Riddles and jokes

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset when he looked in the mirror?
He was having a bad hare day

What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
Jelly beans!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares

How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
He gets hopping mad

 

More Fun Easter Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs?
He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off season

What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden?
Jelly beans

How do you know the Easter Bunny liked his trip?
Because he said it was egg-cellent

Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail?
To a retail store

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur from getting messed up?
He uses lots of hare spray

What did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants?
He wanted to be a smarty pants

What game does the Easter Bunny like to play at the park?
Hopscotch

What does the Easter Bunny do when he gets out of the shower?
He uses a hare dryer

What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny?
A honey bunny

Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides?
He gets them from an eggplant

What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg?
Want to hear a funny yolk

What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes?
You don’t see rabbits wearing eye glasses

How does the Easter Bunny’s day always end?
With a Y

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after

What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?
14 carrot gold

Finally, Want a really tricky riddle? Check out the one below

Can’t figure out the answer? Then check out the answer to this riddle over on my Mother’s Day Riddle page