Are you looking for some fantastic Halloween knock knock jokes for kids? Then check this fun collection of jokes for the whole family! 

  

Halloween knock knock jokes for kids

Halloween is around the corner and it’s always a fun time to introduce some halloween knock-knock jokes. These come justin time for the spooky season. These knock knock Halloween jokes are perfect for kids of all ages. So if you’re ready to tickle your funny bone with some skeleton jokes or frankenstein jokes then grab your yummy halloween candy and get ready to enjoy the best knock knock jokes, some corny knock-knock jokes and some funny halloween jokes. So whether you’re heading to a Halloween party or in search of some halloween riddles? Then check out this great halloween knock knock joke collection. These simple but fun jokes are perfect for any kind of monster and the best thing is that they’re not scary but fun!  You won’t need much Halloween candy to enjoy all these fun jokes! Just some halloween spirit and ready for a fun time! Happy Halloween!

 

Ghost Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghost to the door and get more candy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghost. Ghost who? Ghosts like candy too!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghoul. Ghoul who? Ghouls just wanna have fun!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Ghost.Ghost who?Ghost-ery store won’t open until midnight for some boo-tiful shopping!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Baby ghost.Baby ghost who?Baby ghost to sleep after all that trick-or-treating!

​Vampire Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dracula. Dracula who? Dracula up all the treats with a cape!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vampire. Vampire who? Vampire goodie bags are ready!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vampire. Vampire who? Vampire is thirsty for some candy!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Drac.Drac who?Drac your neck and enjoy Halloween!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Fang.Fang who?Fang you for the Halloween treats!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Blood.Blood who?Blood-sucking vampire wants your candy!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Vamp.Vamp who?Vamp-ire or treat?

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Batty.Batty who?Batty vampire wants to join the Halloween fun!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Night.Night who?Night falls, and the vampires come out to play!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Garlic.Garlic who?Garlic repels vampires, but I want candy!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Cross.Cross who?Cross your fingers and hope for more treats!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Vlad.Vlad who?Vlad you invited me for Halloween!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Coffin.Coffin who?Coffin up some candy, it’s Halloween!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Transylvania.Transylvania who?Transylvania fun Halloween night!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Bat.Bat who?Bat-ter get ready for some vampire jokes!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Stake.Stake who?Stake out some sweet Halloween treats!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Moonlight.Moonlight who?Moonlight and candy, a perfect combo!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Vampire.Vampire who?Vampire so thirsty for candy, I could bite!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat’s how I fly from house to house for candy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-tastic Halloween sweets!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Vampire.Vampire who?Vampire vampire State Building, it’s tall, dark, and perfect for bat-viewing!

Witch Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch Witch who? Witch one of you can give me some candy?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch way to the candy, please?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broom. Broom who? Broom ready for some Halloween fun!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches brew up some Halloween fun!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch’s broom. Witch’s broom who? Witch’s broom bringing sweet treats!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Cauldron.Cauldron who?Cauldron’t wait for Halloween candy!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Wand.Wand who?Wand-er on over for some spooky fun!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Broomstick.Broomstick who?Broomstick you need to fly to the candy store!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Potion.Potion who?Potion to share your Halloween sweets?

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Witch’s hat.Witch’s hat who?Witch’s hat ready for a magical Halloween!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Enchant.Enchant who?Enchanting treats for all to enjoy!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Cackle.Cackle who?Cackle up some Halloween laughter!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Hocus.Hocus who?Hocus pocus, give me candy, focus!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Brew.Brew who?Brew-tiful Halloween sweets for you!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Sorcerer.Sorcerer who?Sorcerer-licious treats for Halloween!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Midnight.Midnight who?Midnight snacks for Halloween night!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Mystic.Mystic who?Mystic-ally delicious candies!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Cauldron’s bubbling.Cauldron’s bubbling who?Cauldron’s bubbling with sweets and fun!

Halloween Dad Jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy apple. Candy apple who? Candy apple-solutely delicious treats!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Boo.Boo who?Don’t cry; it’s just a Halloween joke!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Pumpkin.Pumpkin who?Pumpkin spice and everything nice!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Mummy.Mummy who?Mummy the mummy says, “Trick or treat!”

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Frankenstein.Frankenstein who?Frankenstein your candy stash needs refilling!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Witch.Witch who?Witch one of you wants a treat?

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Dracula.Dracula who?Dracula lot of laughs with this Halloween joke!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Zombie.Zombie who?Zombie wondering if you have any candy.

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Skeleton.Skeleton who?Skeleton key opens the candy jar!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Werewolf.Werewolf who?Werewolf you get more candy?

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Jack.Jack who?Jack-o’-lantern is ready for some Halloween fun!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Spider.Spider who?Spider your treats in the candy bowl!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Ghost.Ghost who?Ghost for the candy and never return!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Goblin.Goblin who?Goblin up the treats as fast as I can!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Vampire.Vampire who?Vampire excited for Halloween night!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Trick.Trick who?Trick or treat, it’s Halloween fun time!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive Halloween treats for everyone!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Happy.Happy who?Happy Howl-oween, time for some dog-gone good treats!

More funny knock knock jokes

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frankenstein. Frankenstein who? Frankenstein-candy for all!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just Halloween!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frankenstein. Frankenstein who? Frankenstein your candy bag is overflowing!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin up the candy before it disappears!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy told me to take your candy.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie handing out candy, please!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spider. Spider who? Spider your secret candy stash.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jack. Jack who? Jack-o’-lantern, ready for Halloween fun!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Monster. Monster who? Monster-sized candy, please!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scarecrow. Scarecrow who? Scarecrow candy for everyone!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who? Pumpkin spice candy, please!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Haunted. Haunted who? Haunted house with treats inside!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Black cat. Black cat who? Black cat brought you some candy luck!

Funny Halloween knock-knock joke collection

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy corn and spooky treats!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo-tiful. Boo-tiful who? You look “boo”-tiful in your costume!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin all the candy I can find!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Werewolf. Werewolf who? Werewolf you find the candy stash?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo-boo. Boo-boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a Halloween joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spider. Spider who? Spider treats all around!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Skeleton. Skeleton who? Skeletons are rattling for candy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wizard. Wizard who? Wizard is ready to cast a spell for candy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jack-o’-lantern. Jack-o’-lantern who? Jack-o’-lantern your way to some candy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Haunted house. Haunted house who? Haunted house full of candy, of course!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Black cat. Black cat who? Black cat crossing your path to more candy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie ready for a sugar rush!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy corn. Candy corn who? Candy corn-tastic Halloween!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Moon. Moon who? Moon in the sky on Halloween night!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be your candy collector!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie looking for Halloween candy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Trick. Trick who? Trick or treat, it’s Halloween!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just Halloween!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you can give me some candy?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frankenstein. Frankenstein who? Frankenstein your candy bag is overflowing!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin up the candy before it disappears!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy told me to take your candy.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie handing out candy, please!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spider. Spider who? Spider your secret candy stash.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jack. Jack who? Jack-o’-lantern, ready for Halloween fun!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Monster. Monster who? Monster-sized candy, please!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scarecrow. Scarecrow who? Scarecrow candy for everyone!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pumpkin. Pumpkin who? Pumpkin spice candy, please!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Broom. Broom who? Broom ready for some Halloween fun!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Haunted. Haunted who? Haunted house with treats inside!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Black cat. Black cat who? Black cat brought you some candy luck!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be watching for the candy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy. Candy who? Candy corn and spooky treats!

Knock, knock.Who’s there?Pumpkin.Pumpkin who?Pumpkin pie’s here for a slice of Halloween fun!

 

Simple Jokes for Halloween

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo-tiful. Boo-tiful who? You look “boo”-tiful in your costume!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goblin. Goblin who? Goblin all the candy I can find!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Werewolf. Werewolf who? Werewolf you find the candy stash?

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mummy. Mummy who? Mummy loves Halloween candy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo-boo. Boo-boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a Halloween joke!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Vampire. Vampire who? Vampire is thirsty for some candy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ghoul. Ghoul who? Ghouls just wanna have fun!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy apple. Candy apple who? Candy apple-solutely delicious treats!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wizard. Wizard who? Wizard is ready to cast a spell for candy!

The Best Halloween Jokes -Knock-Knock Edition

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jack-o’-lantern. Jack-o’-lantern who? Jack-o’-lantern your way to some candy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bat. Bat who? Bat-tastic Halloween sweets!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frankenstein. Frankenstein who? Frankenstein-candy for all!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spiderweb. Spiderweb who? Spiderweb you’re getting lots of treats!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Haunted house. Haunted house who? Haunted house full of candy, of course!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Black cat. Black cat who? Black cat crossing your path to more candy!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Zombie. Zombie who? Zombie ready for a sugar rush!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candy corn. Candy corn who? Candy corn-tastic Halloween!

Do you need some more fun halloween entertainment that doesn’t need a whole bag of candy? Then check out this selection of the best frightfully fun halloween riddles!